Ask Wufei

Ask Wufei

Welcome to my domain, weaklings. You have come to ask me questions because you are too weak to answer them yourself. This injustice of weaklings asking me for help. I have only answered the questions of those weaker than I. It makes me feel so weak... But I... I will bring justice!!!! I will bring justice by answering the questions of the weak! LET THE WEAK QUESTIONS COME FORTH!!!
Allow forth the entourage of the questions of weaklings!!

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11.10.2000

Dear Wufei,

How Do you keep your pants so white?

Sincerely, Washer in Washington
Dear Washer,

Well, if you take the advise of the dilectable Martha Stewart, she says to put a cup full of club soda in the machine while the water I- uh... er... *ahem* I mean...I Don't keep my pants white! I get that onna, Sally, to do it for me! *clears throat* So there! Now you can get your own onna to do it for you too. What a stupid question!

~The Solitary Dragon

11.11.2000

Oi! Wu-man!